Things I’m considering having tattooed on my forehead

• “I don’t know, and I’m okay with that.”
• “What’s right for you is not right for me.”
• “More coffee please!”
• “The world is always ending, get used to it.”
• “Yes, this hurt.”
• “If you can read this and I’m on a bicycle, you’re in my way.” (I have a big forehead, it would fit.)
• “Not smarter than a 5th grader.”
• “Will _____ for sushi.”
• “Yes, I am a commie pinko liberal.”

Any other suggestions? I think that any one of these might clear up the confusion surrounding human interaction on days like these. Maybe I’d be better off with one of those LED scrolling marquees…